I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Be still, my beating vagina.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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