it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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