you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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