I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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