Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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