mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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