i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.