i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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