Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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