Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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