so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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