The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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