You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.