Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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