He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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