btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Randomize
