To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
