you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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