The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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