So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
one might say we're banned from that church
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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