Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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