Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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