i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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