no, he came in my armpit
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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