Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if i can run in heels then i can drive
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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