ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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