We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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