its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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