question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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