at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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