Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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