i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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