do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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