Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Randomize
