Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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