How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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