i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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