i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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