do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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