His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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