i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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