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(423): View more from Tennessee

How'd it feel making her break her religion?

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(224): View more from Illinois

it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one

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(512): View more from Texas

I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with

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(772): View more from Florida

Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.

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(607): View more from New York

you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.

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(260): View more from Indiana

I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.

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