The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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