we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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