Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital