I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle