i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
This baby is an asshole
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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