I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.