oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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