i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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