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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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