I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
sex in a hospital.. check
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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