You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Actions speak louder than pants.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
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I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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