Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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