Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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