well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
NoShamevember. You game?
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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