so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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