He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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