kristin has been a bad kristin
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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