If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
is this the sara with the beer cane?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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