How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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